10 Things that Make me Happy

As many of you are aware, the Doctor is always happy. If you want to always be happy, here's what I prescribe:

1. Cartoons
They're colourful, imaginative, emotive, distinct and wide ranging. Basically, better than real life.

2. Food
We have built an entire culture around food, which is weird cause people look stupid when they eat. If we're willing to look like idiots in front of other people it MUST be big. So eat good food often.

3. Video Games
Video games are the ultimate medium, a fully engaging enviroment controlled by the viewer. Video games are the future, no question.

4. Chemicals
Yay yay yay, shut up. I'm not saying its good, so calm down, I'm just saying its fun and relaxing.

5. Music
Playing or listening, few things are emotionally connected as music.

6. Sleep
There is nothing more refreshing, and satisfying than a good nights rest on a comfy bed.

7. Breaking Stuff
The best way to learn about something is to screw it up it, then try to fix it. And I love learning about stuff, which brings us to the next point

8. Learning about Stuff
Every time I learn something new I become slightly more useful, more preparred.

9. Arguing
Some people throw hands, I throw words. An argument is the pureist form of logic. Two competing ideals clashing on nothing but the merit of their philosophies. Now THATS a fight

10. Mindset
What makes me happy? My mindset. I understand that the only real purpose in life is to derive as much joy as I can from it. Once you accept this, it easier to say to yourself "Don't worry, be happy".